Welcome to City-Data.com Forum!
U.S. CitiesCity-Data Forum Index
Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Writing
 [Register]
Please register to participate in our discussions with 2 million other members - it's free and quick! Some forums can only be seen by registered members. After you create your account, you'll be able to customize options and access all our 15,000 new posts/day with fewer ads.
View detailed profile (Advanced) or search
site with Google Custom Search

Search Forums  (Advanced)
 
Old 02-27-2015, 02:48 PM
 
Location: Mid-Atlantic
33,006 posts, read 36,553,958 times
Reputation: 43926

Advertisements

The jerks spend water like it's going out of style and are expecting me to find their retirement.

I have water!

 
Old 02-27-2015, 02:57 PM
 
19,180 posts, read 25,446,342 times
Reputation: 25490
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerania View Post
...are expecting me to find their retirement.
Hmmm...It might be a good idea to look first in Florida...

Here retirement, here retirement, come to daddy, retirement...

 
Old 02-28-2015, 05:43 PM
 
Location: City Data Land
17,154 posts, read 13,010,881 times
Reputation: 33191
I was checking out Amazon today, looking for a backless strapless bra to wear with my low cut wedding dress. Amazon directed me to various unusual bra alternatives, including a listing for pasties, of all things. I clicked the link, and the enclosed ad attempted to convince me that they were the ultimate bra alternative. It then gave me directions on how to use their miracle product:

"Moistuiser can be applied on breasts prior the tapes in dry weather."

Say what
 
Old 02-28-2015, 08:57 PM
 
Location: USA
7,776 posts, read 12,473,279 times
Reputation: 11818
"....to help her understand that other human lives are important, irregardless."
 
Old 02-28-2015, 10:47 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
37,214 posts, read 41,447,410 times
Reputation: 45412
... not to say their arn'te some altruistic one's who work on a case ...
 
Old 03-01-2015, 03:29 AM
 
Location: Florida
23,175 posts, read 26,273,240 times
Reputation: 27919
I've bypassed this a dozen times but it keeps popping back up.
" Most disappointed cities to visit in Europe? "
 
Old 03-01-2015, 05:00 AM
 
Location: Lafayette, Louisiana
700 posts, read 639,495 times
Reputation: 786
Obviously written by a bot so I'm not sure it qualifies but the attempt at the English language is quite humorous (Although the actual story isn't).

Woman, eighteen, strike with manslaughter cost about friend's suicide
 
Old 03-01-2015, 06:59 AM
 
Location: The Heart of Dixie
10,264 posts, read 15,992,075 times
Reputation: 7229
I'm someone who says "y'all" and I HATE "you guys" especially when its said to a group of all females. A "guy" is male. Its extremely weird to me when a girl says "you guys" to her female friends. "Y'all" is more grammatically correct.

"Youse guys" is even worse.
 
Old 03-01-2015, 07:25 AM
 
19,180 posts, read 25,446,342 times
Reputation: 25490
"I part exed my car and the dealer payed of the wrong finance agreement..."

 
Old 03-01-2015, 08:18 AM
 
Location: I'm around here someplace :)
3,633 posts, read 5,369,110 times
Reputation: 3980
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Lennox 70 View Post
I'm someone who says "y'all" and I HATE "you guys" especially when its said to a group of all females. A "guy" is male. Its extremely weird to me when a girl says "you guys" to her female friends. "Y'all" is more grammatically correct.

"Youse guys" is even worse.
Oh, and that reminds me: I hate when girls or women are referred to as 'females.'
It gives the impression that a person is nothing more than her biological capabilities.
And it is offensive.
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $68,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.

Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.


Closed Thread


Over $104,000 in prizes was already given out to active posters on our forum and additional giveaways are planned!

Go Back   City-Data Forum > General Forums > Writing

All times are GMT -6.

© 2005-2024, Advameg, Inc. · Please obey Forum Rules · Terms of Use and Privacy Policy · Bug Bounty

City-Data.com - Contact Us - Archive 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37 - Top