I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (speech, quote)

[Retriever]

"they are smarter than you, then spent four tears or more studing and craming...they was smart enough not to work fast food."

[_redbird_]

Originally Posted by Retriever

"they are smarter than you, then spent four tears or more studing and craming...they was smart enough not to work fast food."

I could be mean and say cramming causes four tears? But instead I will say I worked fast food and done got smart at college too!

[Nicci6Squirrels]

try an ad homonym attack.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by _redbird_

I could be mean and say cramming causes four tears? But instead I will say I worked fast food and done got smart at college too!

But, the reference was not to "cramming".
The person who composed that gem was talking about "craming"...whatever that is...

[Retriever]

"they're definition of family time is sitting in front of a TV and watching a crappy movie..."

[DragonflyMom]

Well, I'm not sure what to make of this, but I'll share it with you good folks just for fun....I found it in the weather forum.

"In your opinion, does the summer in USA will became warmer with more heat wave or cooler with less heat wave or same than actual summer ?"

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by dlking58

"In your opinion, does the summer in USA will became warmer with more heat wave or cooler with less heat wave or same than actual summer ?"

I'll choose answer "D": All of the above

[Scooby Snacks]

A US News article discussing the cons of Groupon deals:

"For example, you might be restricted to redeeming your Groupon on a specific date or day of the week, or by a certain expiration debt." Apparently Groupons can be just as tricky linguistically as their redemption policies sometimes are.

[DragonflyMom]

Originally Posted by dlking58

"In your opinion, does the summer in USA will became warmer with more heat wave or cooler with less heat wave or same than actual summer ?"

I'll choose answer "D": All of the above

Here's how one person translated it:


[quote=Translated:

If the square root of cheese is potato. How many eggs will the queen need to skateboard near mount Vesuvius whilst knitting Phillip a fresh pair of budgie smugglers so he can go crowdsurfing?[/QUOTE]

[Fox Terrier]

Originally Posted by Scooby Snacks

"For example, you might be restricted to redeeming your Groupon on a specific date or day of the week, or by a certain expiration debt."

Sounds like a Freudian slip by a credit-card-waving, over-spending shopaholic.