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Old 06-23-2015, 05:24 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Tia 914 View Post
How about "cultured chicken" ?

If anyone here remembers the neighbor I've mentioned who often pops out with doozies- such as "they'll get their cornmuffins," "Judaic fish," and "just eliminate lives," here's the latest:

Individual said he'd been meaning to ask me "Do you eat cultured chicken ?"
As usual, I was like this: "?"
So the person continues: "I've heard many Jewish people eat cultured chicken."
It took a few more statements before I grasped the term he was fishing for was Kosher chicken.


I guess cultured chicken is what some people eat along with the Judaic fish and the cornmuffins?!?

Leo Gorcey lives!

 
Old 06-23-2015, 09:40 AM
 
Location: Northern Virginia
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"As an upcoming teacher, I love the smartboard technology. They're so convient!"
 
Old 06-23-2015, 08:19 PM
 
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A comment on the Facebook page of an expectant mother:

"You look great. I looked like a breached whale when I was pregnant".

Once more into the breach...just hope the baby isn't breech.
 
Old 06-23-2015, 08:55 PM
 
Location: Georgia, USA
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A comment on the Facebook page of an expectant mother:

"You look great. I looked like a breached whale when I was pregnant".

Once more into the breach...just hope the baby isn't breech.
Mom and baby ... breaching:

Spectacular photo of two whales breaching - Telegraph
 
Old 06-24-2015, 12:39 AM
 
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I don't know if you all saw this, but I'm thrilled that I found a place to post it:

Newspaper sports headline reads "Amphibious pitcher makes debut" then goes on about Pat Venditte who can pitch using both hands equally well....

Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher - SBNation.com
 
Old 06-24-2015, 05:45 AM
 
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This is an excellent illustration of the need for knowing whether your tattoo "artist" can pass a literacy test before you allow him/her to work on your skin...


 
Old 06-24-2015, 05:54 AM
 
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by UB50 View Post
I don't know if you all saw this, but I'm thrilled that I found a place to post it:

Newspaper sports headline reads "Amphibious pitcher makes debut" then goes on about Pat Venditte who can pitch using both hands equally well....

Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher - SBNation.com
Water baseball may not be for everyone.
 
Old 06-24-2015, 08:42 AM
 
Location: Venice, FL
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On a thread about giving money to panhandlers:

I will give a few dollars if I have cash on me at the time. that's not a real big issue around here and its not everyday or every week that I encounter someone asking for money. I used to hear people say back in the day, be careful who you are turning away, you might be turning away an angle of the Lord.
 
Old 06-24-2015, 03:39 PM
 
Location: USA
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On a thread about giving money to panhandlers:

I will give a few dollars if I have cash on me at the time. that's not a real big issue around here and its not everyday or every week that I encounter someone asking for money. I used to hear people say back in the day, be careful who you are turning away, you might be turning away an angle of the Lord.
I don't think it's outside the realm of possibilities for an angel to have an angle.
 
Old 06-24-2015, 06:15 PM
 
Location: I'm around here someplace :)
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Water baseball may not be for everyone.
Yup, think of how frustrating it must be when the bases keep floating away
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