Each year at this time, I always head for the nearest bookstore just so I can get a new calendar for the upcoming new year. As is my custom and duty every year, I have to transfer some important dates from the previous calendar to the new one.

Hey, somebody's got to keep up with birthdays of a few important (female) co-workers.

But there are other dates worth remembering, like when the local fire department will be doing their annual inspection....