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Old 02-12-2009, 02:26 PM
 
Location: Sunshine N'Blue Skies
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It was so hot and beautiful on the beach today.......just awesome.
It was quite dreamy, as I love that the beach is still quite quite. Just some strollers with their pups....and one gorgeous horse with rider prancing up the beach.
I might have gotten a little tan......I hope.
Tommorrow I am off to Charleston........I hope to bring back some pictures and I'll post them in the SC thread. So then I hope you all will go over there and visit in a day or two.
Ah, this weather we all are having.........just dreamy isn't it?
( and JG I see you have 80 so I hope your swim trunks are on...)
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Old 02-13-2009, 06:10 AM
 
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( and JG I see you have 80 so I hope your swim trunks are on...)
Yepper!! I've got my regulation uniform on!! It got to 86 & I'm SO energized!! I've been working up a storm in the jungle & it's looking great!! Got all the seating areas all cleaned out, all the water features cleaned & running normal & have taken the time to sit with a glass of wine & appreciate what we've got!! I still have to clean up the back tiki bar, but that can wait a bit...I've gotta clean the house now & get ready for our company....

We went to a local nursery & got some more underplantings, so I've been sweating like a horse & loving every minute!! Glad you warmed up too & I see NEPA's just downright "balmy"!!!

ILOVEPA....I'm saying prayers for your mom & you!! Stay strong...the stress is a part of the whole package, but you'll be fine & come out of it all the better!! I'm proud of you!!
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Old 02-13-2009, 06:15 AM
 
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Default Girl's Night Out....

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.

Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a ribbon stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:49 AM
 
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.

Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a ribbon stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Hmmm, I'm having a Girls Night Out tonight, but I don't think it will be this interesting!
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:52 PM
 
Location: Lawn Guyland New Yawk
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Hmmm, I'm having a Girls Night Out tonight, but I don't think it will be this interesting!
If it is I will be REALLY surprised...lmao
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Old 02-15-2009, 04:51 PM
 
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Default The Meaning Of Life

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years'.

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.
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Old 02-16-2009, 06:21 AM
 
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo!
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Old 02-19-2009, 06:08 PM
 
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Hope y'all had a great week so far!! We just got back from St. Augustine...what a beautiful city!! It's one city I definitely would move to!!

I've got 179 pix to load into albums tomorrow & I'll post 'em so y'all can see the city, but I'll leave you now with Bill holding down the fort in the meantime....

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Old 02-20-2009, 07:00 AM
 
Location: Sunshine N'Blue Skies
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I love St Augustine. If I were going to college I would pick Flagler.........because I love this location.
The streets are just comforting........Its such a awesome place. Its old, historic, yet.......vibrant and thriving...
Now......did you get to the fountain and splash yourself?....So as to stay young and youthful.
The "peak" ages to be according to SWB....... That fountain of youth, youth, youth....
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Old 02-20-2009, 07:10 AM
 
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I love St Augustine. If I were going to college I would pick Flagler.........because I love this location.
The streets are just comforting........Its such a awesome place. Its old, historic, yet.......vibrant and thriving...
Now......did you get to the fountain and splash yourself?....So as to stay young and youthful.
The "peak" ages to be according to SWB....... That fountain of youth, youth, youth....
Flagler college IS a beautiful place!! We toured it yesterday, & for such a lavish & top-education college, we found out it costs only $18,000.00 a year for courses, board, books & meals!! In comparison to some other colleges that are not so highly-rated, that seemed very reasonable!! (though I couldn't afford it...).

No, we didn't go to the Fountain Of Youth....I'm happy being old & crabby!! As the old saying goes...."beauty's wasted on the young"!!!

I just downloaded the pix, so stay tuned....
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