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You poor dear... Sex boring???... You have not found the right partner then. If your girlfriend smells fishy, she may have something going on down there. Perhaps she isn't a clean person. I love sex and it can be fun! If it's boring, then something you're doing isn't right. Sex should be Exotic, breathtaking, Deliciously sinful. You're definately mising out!
Go & run off & live in your dung-covered penises, overly sexualized AIDS-ravaged district & leave judgment to God.
See how easy that is?
Did I offend you? I hope so! Maybe I've offended you enough to make you THINK before you write any more stupid crap like that.
I thought you were all for leaving judgment to your god.
I suppose you see nothing in your post that could be construed as the least bit subjective--you really need to learn the definition of facetious. What you're responding to (with no small amount of vitriol) was obviously irreverant and meant to be tongue-in-cheek.
Go & run off & live in your dung-covered penises, overly sexualized AIDS-ravaged district & leave judgment to God.
See how easy that is?
Did I offend you? I hope so! Maybe I've offended you enough to make you THINK before you write any more stupid crap like that.
Typical hypocrite. you just passed judgment on him, but you state to leave judgment to God. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your b_lls.... or VAJJ.
Look. If a relationship involves two willing partners who care about each other and nobody's getting hurt, what's so dysfunctional?
I want to know where, exactly, people got this ludicrous idea that sex, of all things, has to be basic and bland and vanilla. Personally, as much as I'd love to chuckle at the image of doughy people pretending to enjoy themselves during their bi-monthly sex sessions, those of us with loving ,adventurous partners and a sense of fun shouldn't be considered the ones that are sexually dysfunctional...
My sexual adventures do not include anyone riding my Hershey Highway, the chocolate channel, No rump roasting! No fudge packing! No TURD BURGLING! Nothing is getting stuck in my brown eyed starfish!
You can have a sexually adventurous exciting sex life that doesn't include sticking a penis in the anus! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!
Typical hypocrite. you just passed judgment on him, but you state to leave judgment to God. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your b_lls.... or VAJJ.
Right over your hypocritical head.
Why is it okay for homosexuals to post crap like Kafar posts, but you get all bent out of shape when somebody responds in kind?
Save the drama queen number. If you guys want to spout vitriol, don't cry when somebody returns the favor - even when it's purely for the sake of proving a point.
My sexual adventures do not include anyone riding my Hershey Highway, the chocolate channel, No rump roasting! No fudge packing! No TURD BURGLING! Nothing is getting stuck in my brown eyed starfish!
You can have a sexually adventurous exciting sex life that doesn't include sticking a penis in the anus! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!
You sure know alot of names for something you dislike so much. I have been doing it for the last 15 years and I only knew it by one name. And, just because I can, it means I can enjoy it even more.
My sexual adventures do not include anyone riding my Hershey Highway, the chocolate channel, No rump roasting! No fudge packing! No TURD BURGLING! Nothing is getting stuck in my brown eyed starfish!
You can have a sexually adventurous exciting sex life that doesn't include sticking a penis in the anus! Just because you can, doesn't mean you should!
Well, that's certainly an impressive list of euphemisms.
And my sex life doesn't include that particular act either, but I know people who happen to enjoy it, so bully for them! Just because you don't do it doesn't make it dysfunctional!
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