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Old 01-19-2013, 11:10 AM
 
Location: Pa
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Originally Posted by Inebriated Duck View Post
LIES.

Before the internet there was nothing.
There were photographs. Remember old school ways when the developers sat around laughing at the pics?Then stared at the owners when they came to pic it up.

 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:12 AM
 
Location: Texas
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I don't know why ppl are having a hard time believeing the guy has a massive member..... big deal Lots of guys do.

I was in this exact same predicament the OP speaks of 4 months ago. I met a guy online, we hit it off and met for a lunch one day. (he never sent me any naughty pics of it tho)...

Lunch went great, The next day we came over to my place and we kissed and made-out and cuddled, etc. Still, no sex....

well 2 days later he came over again....and again, kissing, making out, BAM clothes come off and thats when i laid eyes on what was the biggest penis I had ever seen. I was star-struck, enamored by the sheer size and girth of what I was about to behold. It was like something I'd never seen before...

Annyway, after like 10 seconds of just staring at it, I put it in my hand and begin to go to work. I just had no choice, I didnt know what else to do... I think I made some silly comment in the heat of the moment like "jesus that thing is huge" and he kinda laughed and said into my ear "it's my secret weapon".... of which I was then very intrigued. . lol

Long story short, the first time felt like I was gonna die. It was very painful for me. Questioned if I was ever gonna do it again. Well, we continued hanging out and sex happened a wnd time....still very very painful. . . well, then a third time....and thats when it hit me.....as we were together for the 3rd time thats when I started to feel comfortable with it. It hurt still, but not nearly as bad and I was actually enjoying it. .

well from then on it got better and better and 5 months later we are still together and having some of the best sex ever and I'm completely fine with it now. Doesn't hurt at all. U just gotta work with it and go easy and "break urself in" so to speak.
And there's there wind being taken out of the sails of 95% of the male CD population. Haha, great post and reps for you
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:17 AM
 
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well, then a third time....and thats when it hit me.....as we were together for the 3rd time thats when I started to feel comfortable with it. It hurt still, but not nearly as bad and I was actually enjoying it. .

well from then on it got better and better and 5 months later we are still together and having some of the best sex ever and I'm completely fine with it now. Doesn't hurt at all. U just gotta work with it and go easy and "break urself in" so to speak.
so nice
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:18 AM
 
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Dude. No one is having any problems believing anything, other than the fact that a person with any brain cells would 1) send, receive, (or even WANT to do so) pictures of private parts to a complete stranger. or 2) be so at a loss for something to do that they would concoct such a stupid thread.



The OP already stated in an earlier post...she is "full of *****" so I guess that pretty much says it.
The internet is chocked full of porn. If they rounded up all the porn on the internet there would be one site left and it would be "bringbacktheporn.com."

As far as the large member. If he is gentle and takes his time, you can mitigate it to make it less painful and hopefully fun.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:23 AM
 
Location: SF CA, USA
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Rule 34.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:25 AM
 
Location: Pa
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Originally Posted by behindthescreen View Post
You can start stretching our your "muscles" and masterbate with this:


OR with THIS!
Ahahahaha.....omg.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:27 AM
 
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Rule 34.
Indeed.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:28 AM
 
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The internet is chocked full of porn. If they rounded up all the porn on the internet there would be one site left and it would be "bringbacktheporn.com."

As far as the large member. If he is gentle and takes his time, you can mitigate it to make it less painful and hopefully fun.
I'm clearly not talking about porn.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:31 AM
 
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I'm clearly not talking about porn.
It is a form of porn.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 11:33 AM
 
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It is a form of porn.
Not in my dictionary. I would call it dangerously stupid behavior.
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