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Old 01-19-2013, 09:11 AM
 
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Entering wil be a little difficult but once it's in, it will be one hell of a ride.

Have fun with it.

 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:11 AM
 
Location: apparently NeverLand
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Does anyone have any tips on dealing with an extremely giant penis?
I'm pretty petite, so I understand your worries. I don't want to be inappropriate, but here is my advice:

-Foreplay is a girl's best friend especially in this situation. (But try not to stress because that will make it worse, if you know what I mean.)
-It takes some getting used to, so tell him to be easy/ gentle at first. (if he doesn't respect that, then dump him immediately!)
-It will take a few times to figure out the best starting position, but you can change it up after you get going.
-Make sure to communicate with him when/if it starts to hurt so he can stop or change what he is doing as to not cause any damage or the mood to go away.

If he is abnormally large then I'm sure he is used to females wanting to take it easy at first and he should understand. Hope this helps! And good luck with this new interest!
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:16 AM
 
Location: Mountains of Oregon
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Take a walk over to redtube.

 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:26 AM
 
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I feel bad for the guy who is next in line after him.
Ha my thought exactly.
Stretchhhhhhh Armstrong!
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:28 AM
 
Location: Houston, Tx
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Yes that's a good point that I had considered. I guess maybe a little concerned that it will hurt afterward and that oral might be ... difficult?
Just when I thought I've seen it all on the forum.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:33 AM
 
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The only thing I'm nervous (and a bit embarassed to share this, to be honest) about is that we've exchanged some inappropriate photos and his man part is ENORMOUS! I've never seen anything quite like it! I guess I've been unlucky with guys previously because his member dwarfs anything I've ever seen. So I'm a little nervous. Scared it'll hurt, scared I won't know what to do with that thing. Does anyone have any tips on dealing with an extremely giant penis?
Been there, done that. (A big one, that is.)

My advice is to get on top so you can control things. If it's really too big for you, it's unlikely you'll want to do it again so make the most of the first time. And don't make any plans for the next day as you won't be able to walk normal for a while.

Good luck!
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:37 AM
 
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So, I reinstated my online dating profile after a short-lived romance fizzled out. I really didn't want to, but I'm relatively new to my city and I work long hours with all chicks - the only guy in my office is a married hipster - so I don't get a lot of opportunity to meet people.

Anyway, I met this guy on the site, he messaged me first and seemed really cocky but for some reason I was kind of into it. The more we messaged, the more intrigued I became. He's pretty witty and we exchange decent banter. I think he makes himself out to be a bit cooler than he is, but that's to be determined. It seems that we'll have a good time together regardless.

The only thing I'm nervous (and a bit embarassed to share this, to be honest) about is that we've exchanged some inappropriate photos and his man part is ENORMOUS! I've never seen anything quite like it! I guess I've been unlucky with guys previously because his member dwarfs anything I've ever seen. So I'm a little nervous. Scared it'll hurt, scared I won't know what to do with that thing. Does anyone have any tips on dealing with an extremely giant penis?
Oh my God. Are you insane?

I get more and more disgusted with people the more I learn about them.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:42 AM
 
Location: Texas
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Just when I thought I've seen it all on the forum.
It's only January. I predict C-D will reach new lows this year. Stay tuned my friend.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:46 AM
 
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Been there, done that. (A big one, that is.)

My advice is to get on top so you can control things.
This reminds me of a phone call Dr. Ruth fielded when she was taking radio calls, where she was funnier than the callers.

Caller: Basically said her boyfriend was too big
Dr. Ruth: (insert German accent) "Have you trrried a peellow?"
Caller: Yes, but it didn't help.
Dr. Ruth: (insert German accent) "Ok, I tell you what to do. You trrrrry the female dominant position, vere you are on top. Thees way, you can rrrregulate how much you take in and it will hurrrt you less. You trrrry dat, ok? Thank you for calling, bye-bye."

There, free advice from someone with a doctorate in human sexuality.
 
Old 01-19-2013, 09:54 AM
 
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Keep it PG13
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