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A doctor is talking to a young man and tells him "I just looked at your test reports and I have bad news and worse news.".
The guy says "What do you mean?".
The doctor says "I have bad news and worse news, what would you like to hear first?".
The guy replies "Give me the bad news first.".
The doctor says "We looked at your tests and I'm sorry to say that you have 48 hours to live.".
Shocked, the guy says "Wow.. What could be worse than that?".
The doctor replies "We've been looking for you since yesterday."...
A doctor is talking to a young man and tells him "I just looked at your test reports and I have bad news and worse news.".
The guy says "What do you mean?".
The doctor says "I have bad news and worse news, what would you like to hear first?".
The guy replies "Give me the bad news first.".
The doctor says "We looked at your tests and I'm sorry to say that you have 48 hours to live.".
Shocked, the guy says "Wow.. What could be worse than that?".
The doctor replies "We've been looking for you since yesterday."...
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
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