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A Texan and a New Yorker are sitting in a bar. The Texan says to the New Yorker, "Back home in Texas, I can get in my truck at sunup and drive until sundown without reaching the edge of my property."
The New Yorker nods sympathetically and replies, "Yeah. I had a car like that once."
A Texan and an Alaskan are sitting in a bar. After listening to the Texan for over an hour saying how big things in Texas are, The Alaskan smiled and said they were going to split Alaska into two states making Texas the third largest state.
A Texan and an Alaskan are sitting in a bar. After listening to the Texan for over an hour saying how big things in Texas are, The Alaskan smiled and said they were going to split Alaska into two states making Texas the third largest state.
lol-never heard that one!
My dad used to say that if PA were flattened out, it would be bigger than TX. He hated the hills. And I lived/live in PA and my sister lived in TX.....
I was taught that if God wanted people to smoke we would have been born with a smoke stack on hour shoulders instead of a head with a brain.....
Yep. I had heard that one too but I wore a smokestack for a short while.
A fellow from New England was traveling through the Great Southwest and he decides to stop in a small town in northwestern New Mexico and go into a bar. As he stands at the end of the bar, the bartender places a drink in front of the road weary traveler who then lights up a cigar.
Sipping his cool drink, the guy stands there and begins quietly blowing smoke rings into the air. After he blows about nine or ten smoke rings, an angry American Indian approaches him and says, "Now listen here bud, if you don't stop calling me those names, you and me are going outside to fight."
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.
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