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Old 03-28-2012, 05:51 AM
 
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Kidney stones aren't cured by an epidural, nor is pushing the answer!
NO, but you get vicodin or percocet with a kidney stone. You also don't tear from here to kingdom come when it passes through your hole or get hemorrhoids from passing it like some women do with a baby. Once a kidney stone passes it's over and done with.

On another note...boobs...if you've ever gotten elbowed in the boob (especially during PMS)...uggh. NOT fun!

As for our "girly bits"...yeah it hurts like hell when you get wacked right where the little man in the boat hides, thankfully it's not easy to get hit there. I was climbing on some milk crates as a younger person (early teens), they wobbled and I fell landed right on the corner of one of the crates...it was the worst pain I've ever felt (and my spinal didn't take with my last c-section, it was worse than THAT).

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Old 03-28-2012, 07:03 AM
 
Location: Tri-State Area
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NO, but you get vicodin or percocet with a kidney stone. You also don't tear from here to kingdom come when it passes through your hole or get hemorrhoids from passing it like some women do with a baby. Once a kidney stone passes it's over and done with.

On another note...boobs...if you've ever gotten elbowed in the boob (especially during PMS)...uggh. NOT fun!

As for our "girly bits"...yeah it hurts like hell when you get wacked right where the little man in the boat hides, thankfully it's not easy to get hit there. I was climbing on some milk crates as a younger person (early teens), they wobbled and I fell landed right on the corner of one of the crates...it was the worst pain I've ever felt (and my spinal didn't take with my last c-section, it was worse than THAT).

You can also get a stent shoved up your you know what - try walking around with that for a few months and feeling like you need to go when all you get is a "drip". Not too mention, the story the urologist tells you about it being so "tight" as he threads it in. Then, be there "awake" and without sedation of any kind, as they use a "surgical fish needle" to rip it out of you and bruise your prostate - who said health insurance was humane?
 
Old 03-28-2012, 07:10 AM
 
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You can also get a stent shoved up your you know what - try walking around with that for a few months and feeling like you need to go when all you get is a "drip". Not too mention, the story the urologist tells you about it being so "tight" as he threads it in. Then, be there "awake" and without sedation of any kind, as they use a "surgical fish needle" to rip it out of you and bruise your prostate - who said health insurance was humane?
Yup, women go through that too.

But you should have a uterus...and then you should need an endometrial biopsy. They manually dilate your cervix, take a curette (sharp metal spoon-like instrument) and scrape out some of the lining of the uterus. Sometimes they only need a shallow, small sample and then they just suction it out with a sharp straw-like suction tube. Sometimes they need to clip off a chunk of the uterine wall as well. No pain meds, no sedation...nothing.

Or maybe you should try your patience with an ovarian cyst...when it bursts. That's fun too!
 
Old 03-28-2012, 07:52 AM
 
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Yup, women go through that too.

But you should have a uterus...and then you should need an endometrial biopsy. They manually dilate your cervix, take a curette (sharp metal spoon-like instrument) and scrape out some of the lining of the uterus. Sometimes they only need a shallow, small sample and then they just suction it out with a sharp straw-like suction tube. Sometimes they need to clip off a chunk of the uterine wall as well. No pain meds, no sedation...nothing.

Or maybe you should try your patience with an ovarian cyst...when it bursts. That's fun too!
Someone here has some medical training.
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:12 AM
 
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Someone here has some medical training.
No, unfortunately for me I've just been through a bunch of "lady" crappola in the last year, none of which I care to ever have to repeat.

When you don't need certain parts anymore, they should just fall off or something, with no side effects. That would be lovely!
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:15 AM
 
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I figured that if I had long legs, blonde hair, and big boobs, I'd rule the world.
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:18 AM
 
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NO, but you get vicodin or percocet with a kidney stone. You also don't tear from here to kingdom come when it passes through your hole or get hemorrhoids from passing it like some women do with a baby. Once a kidney stone passes it's over and done with.

On another note...boobs...if you've ever gotten elbowed in the boob (especially during PMS)...uggh. NOT fun!

As for our "girly bits"...yeah it hurts like hell when you get wacked right where the little man in the boat hides, thankfully it's not easy to get hit there. I was climbing on some milk crates as a younger person (early teens), they wobbled and I fell landed right on the corner of one of the crates...it was the worst pain I've ever felt (and my spinal didn't take with my last c-section, it was worse than THAT).
Well since there are so many nerve endings there, it's no surprise it would be more sensitive to pain as well as pleasure. This may sound a bit weird, but have any guys eaten something very spicy, gone to the toilet, and noticed a distinct burning sensation down there? You know, from when you jiggle it...lol. Maybe I just can't help getting food on my fingers. I can imagine that being a torture method, come to think of it .
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:18 AM
 
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I figured that if I had long legs, blonde hair, and big boobs, I'd rule the world.
And which sex organ downstairs would you like with that ?

I know a guy who had all that due to a little surgery but kept his original equipment. He did rule the world but it wasn't my or your world.
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:19 AM
 
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I figured that if I had long legs, blonde hair, and big boobs, I'd rule the world.
I don't see many hot blondes ruling the world, lol.
 
Old 03-28-2012, 08:19 AM
 
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If I was a woman I would be a super co*k tease. I would walk around all day wearing my skimpy bikini. Showing of my perky boobs, nice round booty, and fit slender legs. I would laugh at all the pathetic men as they drool thinking about me. Then I would go home and make love all night with my hot lesbian girlfriend.

Actually I like having a penis. I would not trade it in for anything.
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