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Not really a pick-up line, but I once had a guy tell me he was a Navy SEAL in an attempt to pick me up. Well, SEALs have dive training and I am a diver, so I started talking to him about mutual scuba diving experiences. I quickly figured out he didn't have a clue about dive physics and was making stuff up to impress women... had the opposite effect on me because I figured he was a complete tool.
The 80s...ROFL! At a small local watering hole at the time, this real skeezy guy used to cruise the place for girls and when he found one, he would fix her with an oily gaze and say, "Nice dress...gonna look even better on the floor of my bedroom tomorrow morning."
Yep, he didn't really mean it, just wanted to get me on the hook. More than likely told dozens of other girls the same thing. I used to take compliments like that seriously but not anymore.
Not really a pick-up line, but I once had a guy tell me he was a Navy SEAL in an attempt to pick me up. Well, SEALs have dive training and I am a diver, so I started talking to him about mutual scuba diving experiences. I quickly figured out he didn't have a clue about dive physics and was making stuff up to impress women... had the opposite effect on me because I figured he was a complete tool.
Lol! I had a similar experience where a guy told me he was Van Morrison's sound tech. Turned out he was just one of many of his drivers, which is still kind of cool so he didn't even have to lie!
I found out the truth when one of his friends blurted it out and said "just because he changes the station in the car, doesn't make him a sound tech." Lol.
This chick walked up to me and said she could no longer be a vegetarian and needed my meat in her mouth. I was in love for one night...
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