December 21st, 2012 (California, quote, Earth)

[rifleman]

So, doeable,... will the British all gather around The 'Henge" at the end, all looking along one of it's starry alignments, and hope the inevitable Big Ship comes for them, and them alone?

[Asheville Native]

Originally Posted by rifleman

So, doeable,... will the British all gather around The 'Henge" at the end, all looking along one of it's starry alignments, and hope the inevitable Big Ship comes for them, and them alone?

Wonder if they are going to bring cameras to record the 'end of times' for posterity

[NightBazaar]

Originally Posted by Asheville Native

Wonder if they are going to bring cameras to record the 'end of times' for posterity

No doubt the narration would be:
This is remarkable; capturing the very end of everything on video camer.......................

[Fullback32]

Originally Posted by rifleman

I know of several of my First Nations friends who are patiently waiting for the inevitable demise of us arrogant and abusive white-eyes. "No more treaties!" Perhaps this is part of it; we'll all get so worked up we'll simply expire from some massive psychologically-induced heart attack, and it will all be left to the Apache, etc.

But... what would you do with all our trash and old Chevies, my spiritual brothers?

Well, yeah. But you can hang with us rifleman...you're good people.

Earth'll eventually clean up all the trash itself and as to those Chevys, well everyone can use another pony or more storage space....aayyyee!

[Mircea]

Originally Posted by rifleman

BTW, I used to be a Canuck, and will have you know that us Western Canadians do NOT say "aboot". That's the domain of those damned Easterners.

Point well taken.

[Gplex]

I wonder if they want 2012 to be taught in classrooms too...

YouTube - Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

[Asheville Native]

Religion, screwing with kids heads since they....... well since they can. Someone screwed with theirs, so they want to share the fear and the delusion, all based on a book of fables, and because they think some imaginary deity loves them. That is sick, that is child abuse, that is beyond stupid. No wonder little Johnny still wets his bed at age nine.

[InsaneInDaMembrane]

Some great parody from The Onion.

[rifleman]

Originally Posted by InsaneInDaMembrane

Some great parody from The Onion.

Parody? You haven't seen the live broadcasts of The Kansas or Ohio Boards of Education, have you, IIDM?

[Asheville Native]

Originally Posted by rifleman

Parody? You haven't seen the live broadcasts of The Kansas or Ohio Boards of Education, have you, IIDM?

Don't forget Texas