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Old 09-19-2013, 11:28 PM
 
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You walk into a park where a crowd is gathering. There is a man sitting on a small hill with people gathered around him. You ask someone what is going on. A person tells you "This guy claims to be God! Ya... right! Wait in line and you can ask him any 3 questions." Spurred by curiosity you wait in line. When it comes your turn you ask....
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:35 PM
 
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You walk thru a park and find a crowd gathered around a man on a small hill. You ask someone what's going on. They say "This guy claims he"s God. Wait your turn and you can ask him 3 questions!" With nothing better to do you pass time in line thinking up 3 (or more) questions you would love this guy to tackle. You turn comes. You stand and ask....
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:48 PM
 
Location: SC
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1. Where are your nearest family members?
2. Are you carrying and weapons?
3. When is the last time you took your meds?
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Old 09-19-2013, 11:59 PM
 
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So you have no serious questions sitting on the shelf in the back of your mind?
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Old 09-20-2013, 12:02 AM
 
Location: WA
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So you have no serious questions sitting on the shelf in the back of your mind?
Bmachina's questions were serious. Mental illness is a very serious problem.
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:33 AM
 
Location: S. Wales.
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You walk thru a park and find a crowd gathered around a man on a small hill. You ask someone what's going on. They say "This guy claims he"s God. Wait your turn and you can ask him 3 questions!" With nothing better to do you pass time in line thinking up 3 (or more) questions you would love this guy to tackle. You turn comes. You stand and ask....
(1) why should I believe your claim to be God?

(2) I don't have to prove anything. Will you prove to me that you are?

(3) Why don't we all go and do something useful?
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:35 AM
 
Location: NJ
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I don't think it is nice to mess with people who have obvious mental issues.
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Old 09-20-2013, 05:54 AM
 
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. Dear good all-seeing being, I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request. There's so much pain beyond this steeple, wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy. A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight. But my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus!
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Old 09-20-2013, 06:53 AM
 
Location: Southwestern, USA, now.
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I think your story is too unbelievable. Notice I didn't say silly...

It might be taken more seriously if you said a 100 yr old
Yogi that hasn't spoken in 50 years has said he has a 2 day window to God and can answer
any questions directly from Him. But I think that sounds silly, too.
As if an advanced Yogi wouldn't say what they always say..."Go inside where
all fulfilment is..."

"If I could ask God anything what would I ask" , there, that's simpler...

I don't have any questions at all, so I'll make some up for the sake of fun...
Before my coffee, that is...

1. Will every soul really one day recognize who they are?
2. If that day happens...will everything really go back "into" You and everything will end?
3. What would you do next then, that would top Multi~Verses, billions of Galaxies, dimensions of
every sort, an infinite amount of various beings...oh, You'd just do it all again with a new group
of souls?
Oh, I see, that makes sense. Just do it all again, yes.
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:14 AM
 
Location: Parts Unknown, Northern California
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We have to stand in line to ask this disturbed individual questions?
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