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Old 10-01-2010, 09:07 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Old 10-01-2010, 10:04 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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Last Dump......
I'd like "a piece" of the action.
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Old 10-01-2010, 10:09 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, TX
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station!

What did the two porcupines say after shaking hands?

Ouch!

(Thanks to MD Automotive on 1560 for putting these and many other funny jokes on the sign in front of their shop!)

Cheers! M2
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Old 10-01-2010, 10:17 AM
 
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Old 10-06-2010, 08:46 AM
 
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Default The Haircut

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a Little and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the car. The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad,
I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

You're going to love the Dad's reply:



'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went? '
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Old 10-10-2010, 02:08 PM
 
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JAY: “Hey, Kev…..”


KEVIN: “What’s up, Jay?”


JAY: “Do you know what women call it when a surgeon cuts off a man’s testicle?”


KEVIN: “What’s that, Jay?”


JAY: “Brain Surgery.”


KEVIN: “Ha, ha, ha…….”
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:27 PM
 
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:35 PM
 
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:49 PM
 
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Q: Why is a mathbook so sad?


A: Because it has so many problems!
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:50 PM
 
Location: Oklahoma(formerly SoCalif) Originally Mich,
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none of it....and that's no joke.
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