I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote, words)

[Retriever]

From a blog in which people were discussing ill-fitting clothing:

"It must be torchure!"

[Rubi3]

"....his so called case and is looking more and more like someone who wants to insight a riot or something."

[Retriever]

From a discussion of a conviction in a Wrongful Death case:

"I hope there is a chance to be retrailed or appealed for the correct judgement to come thru."

Couldn't the defendant claim harassment if somebody is trailing her or--heaven forfend--if she is being REtrailed?

[rainroosty]

I use it b'cuz I cannot eat diary products. Not a big user on toast, etc., but it is ok for cooking

Now I'm thinking about eating Franks on toast...Toast-Anne-Franks"...minus the diary, I guess.
I won't even mention 'kraut'.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by rainroosty

I cannot eat diary products.

That's a real shame, as diaries--like all paper products--are an excellent source of fiber.

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by Retriever

That's a real shame, as diaries--like all paper products--are an excellent source of fiber.

They won't let me rep you, so...

[_redbird_]

LOL, good one rainroosty!

[Dirt Grinder]

"Dear diary..." wait... has anyone seen my diary?

[old_cold]

I just got a tablet and must say when it comes to misspelled or words close in spelling to the intended word, I will be much more lenient about such simple errors.

[Fox Terrier]

How to sooth my girlfriend about being treated with unfairness at work

Hire a soothsayer?
Just sayin'!