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Old 12-19-2014, 06:44 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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The poster wants to stop people from sitting on porch steps, talking loudly all day and night:



So what I was thinking to do is go over to the steps at night, when they are gone, and pour some sticky substance all over the steps. I was thinking a syrup that will attract aunts and make it uncomfortable to sit on the steps.



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Old 12-19-2014, 08:48 AM
 
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Aunts can be a very powerful repellent.
 
Old 12-19-2014, 09:27 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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The lesson to be learned here is DIET AND EXERCISE. If you want to blame anyone, blame cocacola, cheeseburgers, and his sedimentary lifestyle.

(((howling with laughter!)))

By the way, has anyone ever met someone named cocacola or cheeseburgers?
 
Old 12-19-2014, 09:28 AM
 
Location: USA
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"....but they have went the way of the dinosaur."
 
Old 12-19-2014, 10:38 AM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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"No way would my conscious let me do that."
 
Old 12-19-2014, 01:55 PM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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"I just got a tablet and must say when it comes to misspelled or words close in spelling to the intended word..."

Which words are "or words?"

Just kidding!!!!
 
Old 12-19-2014, 04:01 PM
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox Terrier View Post
The lesson to be learned here is DIET AND EXERCISE. If you want to blame anyone, blame cocacola, cheeseburgers, and his sedimentary lifestyle.

(((howling with laughter!)))

By the way, has anyone ever met someone named cocacola or cheeseburgers?
Don't forget that fiendish guy named french fries!
 
Old 12-19-2014, 05:44 PM
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801 View Post
"No way would my conscious let me do that."
I was just there and saw what you did.
My reps for the day are used up so thought I'd poke in here to give you an attagirl.
 
Old 12-19-2014, 05:53 PM
 
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"Ok smarty pants lets let wolves roam free in the city park close to your home then tell me how great that blood thirsty apex prediter is in your back yard. Your a idiot for wanting them here but what does a woman know that's probably a anti Hunter anyway case closed. See ya moron."

Is it bad that I laughed at this? It's just reached the level of absurdity that I find hilarious.
 
Old 12-19-2014, 07:06 PM
 
Location: Free From The Oppressive State
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Sense. The word is "sense". It is not "makes since", it's "makes sense" for the LOVE OF GOD!
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