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Old 02-06-2020, 01:45 PM
 
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There's a Switzerland Easter egg DaVinci code clue hidden in there.
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Old 02-06-2020, 03:00 PM
 
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There's a Switzerland Easter egg DaVinci code clue hidden in there.
Probably Christ brought the aliens not fire and a sword, but cacao saplings.
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Old 02-06-2020, 07:41 PM
 
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^^^Maybe Jesus ate SO much chocolate his blood and body absorbed the flavor, and it reflects in the taste of wine and Eucharist wafers...

"An Alaskan Jainist Names Sy
Would Not Hurt So Much As A Fly."..

"After A Summer In Fairbanks, He Pulled Out His HairShanks...
And Claimed ALL THE MOSQUITO'S MUST DIE!!"....
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Old 02-06-2020, 09:11 PM
 
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If he ever returns, somebody note, do not give him Hershey's or he will head straight back outa here. I'm not convinced it's even chocolate. It's the devil's creation I tell you.

A bit of Cadbury's, Lindt or Ghiradelli will do nicely.
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Old 02-07-2020, 07:36 AM
 
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If he ever returns, somebody note, do not give him Hershey's or he will head straight back outa here. I'm not convinced it's even chocolate. It's the devil's creation I tell you.

A bit of Cadbury's, Lindt or Ghiradelli will do nicely.
I agree. Once you have the good stuff, Hershey's tastes awful.
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Old 02-07-2020, 08:17 AM
 
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^^^Maybe Jesus ate SO much chocolate his blood and body absorbed the flavor, and it reflects in the taste of wine and Eucharist wafers...

NEW!!!

Pope Frankie's Holy Hosts!

Rich milk chocolate outside, creamy Christ inside!
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Old 02-07-2020, 12:37 PM
 
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NEW!!!

Pope Frankie's Holy Hosts!

Rich milk chocolate outside, creamy Christ inside!
LOL! Tantalust posted a photo of a bag of fat free Eucharist Wafers awhile back called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus". Pope Frankie's line on the same supermarket aisle methinks....
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Old 02-07-2020, 12:57 PM
 
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LOL! Tantalust posted a photo of a bag of fat free Eucharist Wafers awhile back called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus". Pope Frankie's line on the same supermarket aisle methinks....

Oh must have missed that. That's hilarious.
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Old 02-07-2020, 03:42 PM
 
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LOL! Tantalust posted a photo of a bag of fat free Eucharist Wafers awhile back called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus". Pope Frankie's line on the same supermarket aisle methinks....
That's hilarious. I vaguely recall seeing that..
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Old 02-08-2020, 05:02 PM
 
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Oh must have missed that. That's hilarious.
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That's hilarious. I vaguely recall seeing that..
Could Jalapeno or Ranch flavors be far behind?

Note: I posted answer to joke below over on the "Thinking Atheist" thread....

"Why did the dying Atheist convert to Christianity and accept Christ in his final days?"
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