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Old 05-27-2022, 10:48 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Why did the tomato blush?

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He saw the salad dressing.
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Old 05-27-2022, 01:05 PM
 
Location: Covington County, Alabama
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What did the proctologist say to his new patient?


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Don't worry, when you've seen one A****le you have seen them all.
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Old 05-30-2022, 08:36 PM
 
Location: Under the SUNNY WARM SUN ....
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I've reached that age where my brain went from "you probably shouldn't say that" to ...

"what the heck, let's see what happens."
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Old 05-31-2022, 10:52 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Why do squirrels spend so much time in tree

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To get away from all the nuts on the ground.
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Old 06-04-2022, 10:00 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?

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Because it had a virus.
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Old 06-06-2022, 02:05 PM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Nachos are just tacos that don't have their lid together.
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Old 06-07-2022, 10:26 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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What would you call a seagull flying over the bay?

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A bagel.
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Old 06-07-2022, 03:56 PM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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People have always named their children after expensive things like Mercedes, Dior and Chardonnay.

NEXT YEAR WATCH OUT FOR ELECTRIC, GAS AND PETROL.
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Old 06-09-2022, 04:14 PM
 
Location: Pennsylvania
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I hate it when I eat the last bite but didn't know it was the last bite so I could prepare myself for closure.






^^^^^^^^^^


Some of my friends exercise every day. I'm watching a show I don't like because the remote fell on the floor.




^^^^^^^^^
A group of kids is called a migraine.
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Old 06-10-2022, 10:18 AM
 
Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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10 FUN FACTS
1. You can’t see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can’t count your hair.
3. You can’t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3.
6. When you did number 3 you realized that it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
10.You probably tried number 3 again to be sure.
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