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A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline, have you ever used the product?”
The woman says, “Yes, my husband and I use it all the time”.
The researcher says, “If you don’t mind me asking, what do you use if for?”
“We use it for sex”, replies the woman.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most couples use it for sex, and I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use the Vaseline for sex?”
The woman says, “Sure, I don’t mind telling you at all……my husband and I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out!”
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