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Old 08-09-2012, 10:52 PM
 
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Originally Posted by rebel12 View Post
Oh, cmon. You know these guys are sensitive. Be gentle. ;]
I like crude humor. However that joke wasn't really that crude. And as a joke it wasn't that good either. Took too long to set up and was way too predictable. I give it about a 2 on a scale of 10.
for a better crude joke I prefer:

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the cr*p out of him.

Didn't take so long to set up but is still almost as predictable. 5 out of 10

 
Old 08-09-2012, 11:18 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles, California
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Originally Posted by 0marvin0 View Post
I like crude humor. However that joke wasn't really that crude. And as a joke it wasn't that good either. Took too long to set up and was way too predictable. I give it about a 2 on a scale of 10.
for a better crude joke I prefer:

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the cr*p out of him.

Didn't take so long to set up but is still almost as predictable. 5 out of 10
Not to mention he was deported afterward. As for Popeye - nothing happened to him.

Good stuff.
 
Old 08-10-2012, 12:33 AM
 
Location: Washingtonville
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Originally Posted by Steve40th View Post
Please, grow the hell up in your PC world, its not offensive..especially since some people want to be accepted, act like it. You can bash heterosexuals and Christians all day, but not light in the loafers people?
The reason your joke wasn't funny to me was that it puts the act of rape of a baby in a positive light. Yes rape, that is what the nurse did. Only a pervert would find this funny.
 
Old 08-10-2012, 12:44 AM
 
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Originally Posted by raison_d'etre View Post
The reason your joke wasn't funny to me was that it puts the act of rape of a baby in a positive light. Yes rape, that is what the nurse did. Only a pervert would find this funny.
I really dont think that people saw it like that, only a SICK person saw that as rape. You have issues buddy, real issues.. You could have just put me on "ignore", then you wont have to read anything I put in here..
 
Old 08-10-2012, 12:45 AM
 
Location: Washingtonville
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Originally Posted by Kenneth-Kaunda View Post
It all occurs on the subconscious level so you may not even notice it.
Most of my day is spent on a city bus... most of the couples I see are either fat, scumbags, or druggies...

Oh, and do you have any evidence to support that it's subconscious level?
 
Old 08-10-2012, 01:02 AM
 
Location: Washingtonville
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3 - how the hell you guys graduate from high schools, colleges without even minimal knowledge about the cradlle of our civilization
Oh, you mean Sumer? You know modern day Iraq and Iran? I thought you were talking about Ancient Rome and Greece, not the cradle of civilization. Of course you could be talking about the Fertile Crescent which includes what are now Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Israel, and parts of Turkey and Egypt. .
 
Old 08-10-2012, 01:31 AM
 
Location: Washingtonville
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Originally Posted by 0marvin0 View Post
I like crude humor. However that joke wasn't really that crude. And as a joke it wasn't that good either. Took too long to set up and was way too predictable. I give it about a 2 on a scale of 10.
for a better crude joke I prefer:

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?

Popeye beat the cr*p out of him.

Didn't take so long to set up but is still almost as predictable. 5 out of 10
How many homophobes does it take to change a light bulb? None. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

What do you call a Homophobe who gets 50 on an IQ test?
A cheat.

What has 200 feet, is 50 yards long & has an IQ of 10?
The Family Research Council on the march.
 
Old 08-10-2012, 02:01 AM
 
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How many homophobes does it take to change a light bulb? None. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.

What do you call a Homophobe who gets 50 on an IQ test?
A cheat.

What has 200 feet, is 50 yards long & has an IQ of 10?
The Family Research Council on the march.
Dang have to spread some rep around. +1 rep point form me Especially liked the first one.
 
Old 08-10-2012, 02:02 AM
 
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Originally Posted by raison_d'etre View Post
Most of my day is spent on a city bus... most of the couples I see are either fat, scumbags, or druggies...

Oh, and do you have any evidence to support that it's subconscious level?
ever read a psychology 101 book?

try it, you might learn something.
 
Old 08-10-2012, 02:05 AM
 
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how is a young boy, growing up in a lesbian household, going to know how to behave like a man?

how is a young girl, growing up in a homosexual male household, going to know how to behave like a woman?
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