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04-14-2009, 09:40 PM
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Our country has no hope with Obama.
Obama is a closet muslim. Before you know it Islam will be declared America’s official religion. We’ll all be forced to grow beards and eat goat meat. Bibles will be illegal. Good people like Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity will be arrested. Churches will be demolished and replaced with mosques. No more NASCAR because camel races will be declared the national pastime. Arabs will always win American Idol and be regular guests in the White House every night. They’ll party until dawn, busting all the windows and shouting anti-American slogans. Rowdy, drunken gangs of terrorists will be driving down America’s streets, laughing and throwing bricks and bottles at all decent, white, god-fearing, patriotic Americans.
Our armed forces will be reduced so much that we’ll be so vulnerable that even countries like Bangladesh could defeat us. The United Nations will establish military posts in all states with foreign troops that will be transported in big, black helicopters to subdue any patriotic, white Americans. They’ll have complete authority to break down your door, raid your fridge, and jump and down on your sofa with their muddy boots. Resort spas, like Gitmo, will be shut down and we won’t be able to torture people any more.
Obama will increase taxes on decent, hard-working, white, patriotic Americans to unbearable levels, and then give it all to those lazy welfare crackheads, who are going to buy plasma TVs, Cadillacs, Air Jordans, and cheap perfume. All with our hard earned money. The crackheads will make illegitimate babies all night, sleep all day and be chauffeured (by white guys) to the welfare office to pick up their huge checks.
Just like those Democrats Obama is a traitor commie too. Better get used to having our cities being renamed, like New Yorknik, Chicagograd, Washingkov, and Los Angelinsky. They also have a plan to erect a 100 foot statue of Lenin in front of our nation’s capitol. On his head they’re going to put an antenna to broadcast Radio Moscow.
You might think this is all funny, but just wait until it happens, you won’t be laughing anymore.
Take my warning seriously. I know what I’m talking about. I’m an honors graduate of the Limbaugh Institute For Advanced Conservative Studies.
Our only hope is groups of flag-waving, god fearing, patriotic, white guys with guns and ammo gathering in groups to barricade themselves in compounds all over the USA.
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04-14-2009, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by oz in SC
Funny that until the change in administration, right wing extremists and veterans weren't seen as some sort of threat.....

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What are you? Chicken. Isn't this the fight that you guys want? I mean, weren't you "conservatives" out to protect the country from the US government? Well here's your chance, the US government is "calling you out." What are you going to do? Cry like babies? I thought you right wingers were supposed to be tough guys. But you sound like a bunch of whiny little girls. You guys are fakes!!
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04-14-2009, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Visvaldis
Our only hope is groups of flag-waving, god fearing, patriotic, white guys with guns and ammo gathering in groups to barricade themselves in compounds all over the USA.
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Yes that's it!! Barricade yourselves in compounds, make it easy for the Predator drones to blow you guys to hell. Don't you guys know that to fight the US government is to fight the US military?
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04-14-2009, 09:50 PM
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You know, POTATOES!
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I personally wouldn't be suprised if a right-winger went out shooting while quoting hannity or limbaugh. More or less already happened in Pittsburgh.
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04-14-2009, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Nietzschean Gangsta
Yes that's it!! Barricade yourselves in compounds, make it easy for the Predator drones to blow you guys to hell. Don't you guys know that to fight the US government is to fight the US military?
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Sorry. I guess you haven't encountered any of my other posts on other threads. I'm sarcastic. My piece is to ridicule the right wing paranoids, it's a lot of fun, because they're such gullible chumps.
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04-14-2009, 10:14 PM
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"I didn't take the "Blue" pill"
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Well I read that pdf and whoever wrote that must have been taking those funny mushrooms.
I don't believe it's true. According to that the banks aren't to blame for our problems, the right wing extremists are and they are recruiting with their warnings of economic collapse.
What a bunch of hooey. Like JPMorgan et all didn't go gambling with money they didn't have and now American taxpayers are footing the bill.
If anything that document is meant to keep Americans at odds with each other on political lines.
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04-14-2009, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nietzschean Gangsta
Yes that's it!! Barricade yourselves in compounds, make it easy for the Predator drones to blow you guys to hell. Don't you guys know that to fight the US government is to fight the US military?
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and don't you know that most military are right wing extremists???
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04-14-2009, 10:21 PM
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Not a member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nietzschean Gangsta
Yes that's it!! Barricade yourselves in compounds, make it easy for the Predator drones to blow you guys to hell. Don't you guys know that to fight the US government is to fight the US military?
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Visvaldis was being sarcastic, you HAVE to know that.
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04-14-2009, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DC at the Ridge
Ovcatto provided a lenghthy list of the troubles we've had with right-wing extremists, and it's not even a complete list.
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I reviewed all the posts in this thread prior to yours, and did not find the list you mentioned. Where is it to be found?
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04-15-2009, 01:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Visvaldis
Our country has no hope with Obama.
Obama is a closet muslim. Before you know it Islam will be declared America’s official religion. We’ll all be forced to grow beards and eat goat meat. Bibles will be illegal. Good people like Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity will be arrested. Churches will be demolished and replaced with mosques. No more NASCAR because camel races will be declared the national pastime. Arabs will always win American Idol and be regular guests in the White House every night. They’ll party until dawn, busting all the windows and shouting anti-American slogans. Rowdy, drunken gangs of terrorists will be driving down America’s streets, laughing and throwing bricks and bottles at all decent, white, god-fearing, patriotic Americans.
Our armed forces will be reduced so much that we’ll be so vulnerable that even countries like Bangladesh could defeat us. The United Nations will establish military posts in all states with foreign troops that will be transported in big, black helicopters to subdue any patriotic, white Americans. They’ll have complete authority to break down your door, raid your fridge, and jump and down on your sofa with their muddy boots. Resort spas, like Gitmo, will be shut down and we won’t be able to torture people any more.
Obama will increase taxes on decent, hard-working, white, patriotic Americans to unbearable levels, and then give it all to those lazy welfare crackheads, who are going to buy plasma TVs, Cadillacs, Air Jordans, and cheap perfume. All with our hard earned money. The crackheads will make illegitimate babies all night, sleep all day and be chauffeured (by white guys) to the welfare office to pick up their huge checks.
Just like those Democrats Obama is a traitor commie too. Better get used to having our cities being renamed, like New Yorknik, Chicagograd, Washingkov, and Los Angelinsky. They also have a plan to erect a 100 foot statue of Lenin in front of our nation’s capitol. On his head they’re going to put an antenna to broadcast Radio Moscow.
You might think this is all funny, but just wait until it happens, you won’t be laughing anymore.
Take my warning seriously. I know what I’m talking about. I’m an honors graduate of the Limbaugh Institute For Advanced Conservative Studies.
Our only hope is groups of flag-waving, god fearing, patriotic, white guys with guns and ammo gathering in groups to barricade themselves in compounds all over the USA.
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Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh and their followers, believe most of this stuff.
BTW, I knew that you were joking though.
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