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10-31-2008, 01:49 PM
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Eastport: Bohemian Mayberry by the Sea -- love it!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Eastport, Maine
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Originally Posted by Maine Writer
Leaving politics to the Political forum, here's one that relates to Maine.
Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK...
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HA!! That was a good one, MW!!!  |
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11-02-2008, 04:58 AM
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Eastport, ME (someday)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southwestern Ohio
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Originally Posted by Maine Writer
I'm one of the oddballs. There's nothing on the ballot to get excited about.
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I'm ready for this 2 yr campaign to be done as well.. less governmental interference for Maine, vote Libertarian!!
I have no good jokes, sorry. We now resume the OTP....
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11-02-2008, 05:09 AM
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Maine is home
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: 26° 55′ 34″ N, 82° 21′ 35″ W
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Originally Posted by Maine Writer
I'm one of the oddballs. There's nothing on the ballot to get excited about.
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Can't wait for it to be over.  Crazy stuff going on down here. I refuse to stand in line for up to 6 hours to participate in 'early voting'. God only knows if my vote will be counted anyway. I'm bored to tears with the whole thing.
(sorry, the only joke I have is living down here during an election year) |
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11-02-2008, 05:36 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2007
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I could make jokes about being stalked by a presidential candidate but it's not funny when McCain calls you five and six times a day. It could be something like "who's too old to remember he called you 60 seconds ago?" but it's not a joke, it's true.
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11-02-2008, 05:42 AM
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Eastport, ME (someday)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southwestern Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maine Writer
I could make jokes about being stalked by a presidential candidate but it's not funny when McCain calls you five and six times a day. It could be something like "who's too old to remember he called you 60 seconds ago?" but it's not a joke, it's true.
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Pat Boone called me! His music is a joke, does that count? |
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11-02-2008, 05:50 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2007
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That counts. He didn't sing did he? That would NOT be funny!
A group of Maine friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked.
"Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry!
Last edited by Maine Writer; 11-02-2008 at 05:52 AM..
Reason: clean up html
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11-02-2008, 05:54 AM
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Eastport, ME (someday)
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southwestern Ohio
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Originally Posted by Maine Writer
That counts. He didn't sing did he? That would NOT be funny!
A group of Maine friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked.
"Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry!
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Ha ha , cute!! Hey did anyone notice that CD forgot to fall back? |
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11-02-2008, 08:16 PM
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Member
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Calais, Maine
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Telly Savalas Connection
Did you hear about the two maggots making out in dead Ernest?
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11-03-2008, 03:07 PM
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It's all about the buttah.....
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Sittin' on the rocks at the bay...
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Location, location, location
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11-03-2008, 03:14 PM
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It's all about the buttah.....
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Sittin' on the rocks at the bay...
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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was about 2.5 yers old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the livingroom engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea' which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My dad made her wait in the livingroom to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was 'just the cutest thing'! My mom waited, and sure enough, down the hall I came with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watched him drink it all up. He was beaming with pride. Mom looked up at him and said, (as only a mother would know), "Did it ever occur to you the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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