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I cannot help it you people are out of my league. Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old. I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience. I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
I cannot help it you people are out of my league. Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old. I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience. I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
Ha ha - you pompous....
You're right about your first sentence: "you people are out of my league" - which boils down to "you people" are far superior to me [Eusebius]. I guess you used the phrase with a little bit of a Freudian slip. But WE are the children that need help?
I cannot help it you people are out of my league. Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old. I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience. I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
LOL...Really?
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons,
sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky,
people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive
stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need help?
Mark Twain
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons,
sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky,
people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive
stories, and you say that WE are the ones that need help?
Mark Twain
He did have to post it twice, probably in an attempt to convince himself.
I cannot help it you people are out of my league. Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old. I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience. I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
No my fantasy driven friend, it is your own intelligence you have misjudged, and when that fails you take the typical route of a loon that can't get anyone to buy the bovine excrement he spews, insults about intelligence will not be far behind.
I cannot help it you people are out of my league. Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old. I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience. I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
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Originally Posted by Eusebius
You are in little league and I am in the professional major league.
Eusebius . . . are you trying to mimic your namesake by "lying for Jesus?" This embarrasses you more than you can imagine. You do Christ no favor with these shenanigans. You make void your expressed love for Him by trying to defend scientific absurdity in defense of His name. For shame, brother. Stick to the Christian forum and the threads you know so much about. This is a pathetic display of scientific ignorance and unreasoning arrogance.
God is going to bring them all back to life and bring them into salvation in the end. They would have died anyway, so He just hurried up the process a little. No big deal.
If that isn't the most callous and heartless thing I have ever read I will eat my thong.
SO...in your world, abortion is evil. So killing an abortion doctor (for example) is okay, because..."well, he was going to die anyway, might as well speed up the process a bit!"
LOL, well that's may just be the first and only accurate statement you have made on these forums since you've graced it with your presence.
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Me trying to help you gentlemen is like a physics professor trying to explain quantum physics to a five year old.
ROFL! No Sparky - more like a blind, deaf, mute and brain damaged chimpanzee trying to teach Rembrandt how to paint, Mozart how to compose and Lucianni Pavarotti how to sing.
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I am really trying to bring it down to your level but I miscalculated my target audience.
You most certainly did! YOUR target audience is the creationist chimps who ride on that short bus with you.
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I will try to spoon feed it to you in the future. It is really my fault. I just misjudged you.
No thanks. No telling where that spoon has been. And it's about as sharp as your wit and intellect. Perhaps you should come back when you have an actual weapon to spar with.
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Originally Posted by Eusebius
You are in little league and I am in the professional major league.
Well, certainly a major league *something* but we still haven't settled on troll, POE, dumb-a** or a**-hole. Maybe we'll gift you with all four titles since they're all equally valid.
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