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The day and hour are set in stone. The righteous suffer because satan rules this world. Jesus taught his followers to be no part of this world( they do not fit in) yet still have to live in it. The righteous store their treasures in heaven and will reap the benefits in Gods kingdom and get life everlasting--so in reality who has prospered? This life is all the wicked will get.
The spirit world is in full control-- most mortals are satans puppets. Not a single govt on this earth does Gods will. Satan offered to Jesus--EVERY kingdom on this earth( because he rules them)A kingdom makes up--govt, armies, supporters)
Jesus taught satan is the ruler of this world. It is not wise to stand in opposition to the son of YHWH.
The spirit world is in full control-- most mortals are satans puppets. Not a single govt on this earth does Gods will. Satan offered to Jesus--EVERY kingdom on this earth( because he rules them)A kingdom makes up--govt, armies, supporters)
Jesus taught satan is the ruler of this world. It is not wise to stand in opposition to the son of YHWH.
As Jehovah is my witness, religion turns brains into paranoid sludge factories.
I think I should contact the guy who wrote the New Age BS Generator and have him do a fundamentalist Christian version.
Instead of stuff like "Quantum reality opens the solar system itself to divine transcendence" it would be in quasi-Elizabethan English and far darker. Stuff like "Blasphemers! Idolaters! How shall you escape the judgment of God, ye who passeth the covenant between the parts of the calf! Behold, your place is left unto thee desolate, and thou art given into the hands of thine enemies, to become a laughingstock and a byword among the nations."
You mean stuff like this?
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Blessed is the man who doesn't walk in the counsel of the wicked, nor stand in the way of sinners, nor sit in the seat of scoffers; but his delight is in Yahweh's law. On his law he meditates day and night. He will be like a tree planted by the streams of water, that brings forth its fruit in its season, whose leaf also does not wither. Whatever he does shall prosper. The wicked are not so, but are like the chaff which the wind drives away. Therefore the wicked shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous. For Yahweh knows the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked shall perish.
Well I was thinking in terms of reproducing Keepy's faux prophetic utterance the same way that there are "deepity generators" out there who satirize Deepak Chopra's content-free new age pronouncements.
Folks who claim a prophetic gift tend to adopt the same stentorian tone as the Old Testament (and the more authoritarian parts of the new) much as Joseph Smith authored the Book of Mormon in quasi-Elizabethan English. Your link just uses the Psalms as a source of royalty-free text for the purpose of populating sample web layouts in various languages.
If I had the time I would write a faux-scripture BS generator myself, it would be a fun project.
The spirit world is in full control-- most mortals are satans puppets. Not a single govt on this earth does Gods will. Satan offered to Jesus--EVERY kingdom on this earth( because he rules them)A kingdom makes up--govt, armies, supporters)
Jesus taught satan is the ruler of this world. It is not wise to stand in opposition to the son of YHWH.
The spirit world is in full control-- most mortals are satans puppets. Not a single govt on this earth does Gods will. Satan offered to Jesus--EVERY kingdom on this earth( because he rules them)A kingdom makes up--govt, armies, supporters)
Jesus taught satan is the ruler of this world. It is not wise to stand in opposition to the son of YHWH.
There y'go Richard. Man does not rule the world, Stan rules the world though men. But, kjw, God made Satan didn't he? And he could destroy or at least remove Stan if he wanted, couldn't he? (if you want to say "No, He couldn't" to either of those, feel free, and we'll alter the discussion accordingly ) and so, if he allows that situation to continue, it is because it suits him to, doesn't it? And therefore, God is ruling the world through Satan, isn't he? Or at least, he is letting the game be payed according to God's own rules. And if he is making the rules, why is it either ourselves or Satan who has to take the responsibility?
I know why, but, do you?
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Originally Posted by TroutDude
As Jehovah is my witness, religion turns brains into paranoid sludge factories.
Behold, I say unto thee, I am one who hath devoted myself and come close to the lord, and durst approach him. I became a priest at his altars. But lo, he did prove to be nonexistent, for he had fled from the presence of the congregation of the people, if indeed he had ever been there. When godliness came to aught and the destruction of all things holy and good were complete, then did I realize that the lord is fiction and this fiction doth wax gross amongst the nations. Then did I eschew the ways of faith, and chose an epistemology that hath been proven. Then did my righteousness flow as a mighty river, no longer called forth on threat of eternal suffering, but from free volition: and then did I find my life explicable and became content withall.
Now therefore, comest thou no more into the midst of the people, saying, peace, peace, where there is no peace. Take thy failed reasoning and unctuous pronouncements and go thither into the outer darkness, where is weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth, which thous rejoiceth in apparently.
This one deserves ten reps, no less!
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) and so, if he allows that situation to continue, it is because it suits him to, doesn't it? And therefore, God is ruling the world through Satan, isn't he? Or at least, he is letting the game be payed according to God's own rules. And if he is making the rules, why is it either ourselves or Satan who has to take the responsibility?
