Northeastern PennsylvaniaScranton, Wilkes-Barre, Pocono area
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And next time you're down this way, we'll meet up for a Bahama Mama or 6!!!!
You KNOW tomorrow I'll be at the storeBUYING CUPCAKES!!!!
No sweet alcohol for me, maybe a little Jack though.
I've had enough sugar to last me though the month, but alas, I have to do this all over again next weekend for my birthday. Hope my brother gets the chocolate mousse cake I love from the bakery. Oh, do I love my chocolate mousse. Almost as much as my crock pot!
Junglegeorge, I live in Ostend, a city near the beach in Flanders..I'm back since 2006...lived in the US 21 years...in Pa(Scranton, Plymouth, Ashland, that's in Schuylkill County), Maine(Lewiston), Florida(Jacksonville), NJ(Villas near Cape May), Ca(San Francisco) and that's it.... if you're ever in Belgium, I'll show ya around
I hope to visit Scranton and a few other places in the US in November...
Junglegeorge, I live in Ostend, a city near the beach in Flanders..I'm back since 2006...lived in the US 21 years...in Pa(Scranton, Plymouth, Ashland, that's in Schuylkill County), Maine(Lewiston), Florida(Jacksonville), NJ(Villas near Cape May), Ca(San Francisco) and that's it.... if you're ever in Belgium, I'll show ya around
I hope to visit Scranton and a few other places in the US in November...
Boy!! No puttin' down roots for you!!! When I win the lottery, I'll travel all over Europe & take you up on your offer Maggie!!
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute, ' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of Candles.
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
However, then he went on, in his obnoxious way: "You purchase a lot of biscuits, what do you do with all the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of Holy biscuits".
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete d!&k."
I talked to my friend Annie today & she's finally coming down for a visit in July!! She's gotta stop in Sarasota 1st & do some radio & TV stuff, as well as gallery openings, then a relaxing jungle week here...
She just sent me this link she got from a friend in England who's afiliated with the British version of "American Idol". The woman's a 47 y/o spinster who's never been kissed.....hang onto your socks!!
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When I win the lottery, I'll travel all over Europe & take you up on your offer Maggie!!
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